So I almost tripped over a midget today
You really have to be carefull when walking into the office. My eyes had wandered off my path of travel and was not looking where I was going while entering the elevator. Then from below I hear “EXCUSE ME” from this squeaky little voice. If my reflexes had lagged one bit more then they did she would have gotten a face full of my junk and I would have smashed my face on the tile floor.
Yeah explain that to your co-workers. “What happen to your face?”, “Oh, yeah I tripped over a midget walking into the elevator and smashed my chin on the tile.” yeah that will go over well